(Source: cherryzomby, via har1ey)
(Source: cherryzomby, via har1ey)
wHy
I hate you.
(Source: onginalmaz, via tardislocked)
someone come to my house pet my hair tell me i’m pretty and leave me with a large bottle of alcohol please
(via anna-channn)
(Source: hipstersscience, via explodingplant)
(via takeitseriously)
(Source: endlessanimation, via disneyyandmore)
*dentist slaughters family in front of you*
they’re bleeding because you don’t floss
(via takeitseriously)
So at this point I’m stuck in between wanting to punch you in your stupid face and wanting to make-out with your stupid face.
(Source: machistado, via bluesox)
HE TRIED TO ESCAPE
FUCK THE OCEAN
I’M A BIRD MOTHAFUCK- OH SHIT
SEA PANCAKE OUT
(via wontdealwithnoshit)
99 bottles of self hate on the wall
take one down
toss it around
shit i knocked it on the ground fucking hell i’m such a piece of shit
98 bottles of self hate on the wall
When you get to 0…do you suddenly start liking yourself?
no you turn around and suddenly there’s 99 more bottles
this is actually a really good analogy
i try
(Source: faystop, via thedoctorsherlockedmyheart)